Trump woke up mad, with fire in his eyes, "All nations shall pay - no lies!" China gets ninety, Britain gets forty, Penguins? Just for sport - how wry! Hey-yaaaah! Tariffs - the new trend, The whole world's trapped in the end! But those who don't trade - they're so sly, Just like Pyongyang guys! "Russia? No, we'll leave them be - Their market's dead, you see. But ships under penguin flags so fine, Shall pay my tax - that's divine!" Hey-yaaaah! Bold move - tax attack, But where's the sense, man? Come back! You taxed an empty icy land, While China laughs - so grand! Monroe Doctrine? Old school, man, The world's not what you planned! Factories won't return, iPhones will soar, And voters will roar... Hey-yaaaah! Loud cry - duty call, But global trade rules all! In 1800s - you'd be king, In 2000s - crisis sting! So let's drink to Trump and his tariff spree, To penguins paying dutifully! If USA becomes "GREAT" again, The world will just... (sink in the main)